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Post election Quotes

"You know what GOP stands for? Going Out of Power." -- Jay Leno

"And you Republicans that turned your back on the president are going to wander in the desert for the next two years. Literally -- someone's going to have to replace those troops in Iraq." -- Stephen Colbert

"What a day for the Democrats. They've won the House of Representatives, they are poised to take the Senate as well, Donald Rumsfeld has resigned, and this just in, Dick Cheney came out as gay." -- Jon Stewart

"Big, big win for the Democrats. Senator Hillary Clinton's overwhelming victory has fueled speculation that she will run for president in 2008. In other words, there was some good news for Republicans." -- Conan O'Brien

"President Bush and Nancy Pelosi met for lunch today. It didn't go well -- she wouldn't pass anything." -- David Letterman

"Here in California, the voters overwhelmingly decided they do not want Arnold Schwarzenegger to ever make another movie." -- Jay Leno

"She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie." -- Dan Rather, on "The Daily Show" about Hillary Clinton's election win

"This is a bleak time for the Republican Party. You know you have trouble when the least embarrassing guy in your group is Arnold Schwarzenegger." -- Jimmy Kimmel

"It's ironic because Republicans always wanted to appeal to minorities. Now they are one." -- Jay Leno

"As a result of this week's election, the new speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is now the most powerful woman in the country. After hearing this, Oprah Winfrey said, 'Yeah, right.' " -- Conan O'Brien


 

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